Friday Follies

Some phrases said at my home this morning. Even in context they’re still totally off.

I’m a meme mom… Hahahahahahaha!

Mommy’s boobs are not handles.

Where’s your nose? NO! Not IN it! Ah crap, now I have to change my sweater.

You farted on me. Nice. Oh gross, what is that, broccoli?

Please tell me you washed the phlegm out of the sink.

My mommy made me mash my m&ms.

I wanted to get Naked but I didn’t think you’d let me.

Mom, do you like tacos?

Want to touch my orbs? C’mon mom, touch my orbs! Dad! Mom won’t touch my orbs!

The Brady Bunch we are not.

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