The Peach’s Guide to Mommy’s Morning Off

Step 1 – Slam self in face with plastic phone.

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Step 2 – Put on The Pout

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Step 3 – Ramp up to full blown screech… Make sure you are within 2″ of Mommy’s ear!

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Step 4 – Throw yourself dramatically on the nearest surface… Floor is best, but in a pinch, Mommy’s knee will suffice

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Step 5 – Squeeze out some tears… And snot. Lots of snot.

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Step 6 – Proceed to… Oh look! A plastic phone!

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