Holy SPAM!

Ok… So I know WordPress filters out spam comments and every once and awhile, I look to see if there are any real ones in there. Mostly what I used to get were just one line comments with a link that was probably some horrible virus that would make weird porn pop up when your significant other was in the room or turn your computer into some kind of Big Brother, government-monitoring device that records everything you do onli… Oh. Shit.

Anyway… I went in there today and found some really weird shit. I’m just posting these but (obviously) taking out any links that might lead to virtual death and destruction. There were several distinct types that were each kind of odd in their own special way.

1. The this-could-almost-be-a-real-comment ones (by the way, if I posted your comment and it is for real, let me know and I’ll approve it)

  • Posted on Wishful Wednesday – Every weekend i used to visit this site, because i wish for enjoyment, since this this website conations in fact pleasant funny information too.
  • Posted on Buh-buh-beeeeee – I just like the helpful information you provide inside your posts. I’ll bookmark your weblog and verify again right here regularly. I am quite certain I will learn many new stuff right right here! Great luck for your subsequent!
  • Posted on Wishful Wednesday – Good content like this isn’t found often, so I am pleased it’s here. Information like this is deserving of accolades. I see lots of comments
  • Posted on The Toddler Lexicon – an addendem to The Toddler Mandates – Hello I like your blog. Do you need to guest submit in my very own sometime? If that’s the case please inform me by means of e-mail or perhaps reply to this kind of opinion because I signed up for notifications and can understand should you.

2. The could-be-a-real-comment-but-for-the-crazy-assed-link one

  • Posted on Thankful Thursday – crazyly insightful article. If only it was as easy to implement some of the solutions as it was to scan and nod my head at each of your points (followed by 2 links with a lot of numbers and k’s)

3. The very-clearly-an-advertisement ones

  • Posted on An open letter to Orville Redenbacher – This Oakley glasses making particular about the first-class sheet is definitely worthy of the price you pay, the exact construction design, Oakley sunglasses’ stylish colors, excellent quality, unique design, but also show your taste, status, personality charm, making it the stars pursued. (random link)
  • Posted on The Toddler Mandates – iPhone Sale (random link)
  • Posted on The Toddler Lexicon – an addendem to The Toddler Mandates – this is a very useful web site! (2 gmail addresses and a random link)
  • Posted on The Toddler Lexicon – an addendem to The Toddler Mandates – The team at CRS Roofing Sheets has a wealth of experience in roofing and cladding installation as well as maintenance and repairs and can offer valuable advice across all areas. (gmail address) roofingsheets (random link)
  • Posted on Should’ve stayed in bed – here are some links to web-sites that we url to simply because we think these are price visiting (gmail address) dillards wedding dress (random link)
  • Posted on An open letter to Orville Redenbacher – This is a comment to the webmaster. Your website is missing out on at least 300 visitors per day. I have found a company which offers to dramatically increase your traffic to your site: (random link) They offer 1,000 free visitors during their free trial period and I managed to get over 30,000 visitors per month using their services, you could also get lot more targeted visitors than you have now. Hope this helps Take care.

4. The Fashion Show ones

  • Posted on Oh Saturday… Be nice! – Gorgeous Red Bottom Alti Pump 140mm Taupe shows fashion and tells out your feminine temperament and taste. This year, they have a new look and give the customers many surprises. The new shoes are made of leather and made in Italy. This pair of high heels is in taupe. It is a good accessory to embody your taste. The shoes have a heel height of 140mm with 140mm platform. Sky high and unbelievably sexy, this iconic pump is everlasting. To be a sexy woman! Christian Louboutin 2013 is a natural beauty with a bohemian sensibility, ladylike with a laid-back, beachy feel, you can get finished with the foundational comfort christian louboutin shoes. The pumps turned pretty some heads this period, welcome to our online store and buy cheap pumps with wholesale price and free shipping. You will enjoy shopping and save more on discount products. The stunning silhouette of red soled shoes has been brought right up to date with this special design! christian louboutin heels is the epitome of decadent glamour! (gmail address) iPhone 4s Sale (random link)
  • Posted on Damn, I blinked – She accessorized her gown with Salvatore Ferragamo clutch and Fred Leighton jewels and kept her hair down in a sleek, simple way. You no longer need to be (random link) stuck towards the hearth and chores. Yeh’d kick the bucket connected with food cravings tryin ter go out, even if yeh do handle ter acquire yer face to face summat. They permit you to stick with just one particular complexion at your existing (random link) clothing. This British brand credibility plummeted overnight and it took years of clever marketing, a new creative director and pushing the brand ever more crazily towards socalled to leave its less desirable customers floundering. The names of the 12 individuals and (random link) two firms (random link) targeted will be published in the EU Official Journal on Saturday, when the sanctions take effect. (website name then link)

5. The Fake News ones

  • Posted on Thankful Thursday – Tyshon Leteek Jones, 20, true religion outlet (hyperlinked) facial looks hard expense in 2010 murder in Montgomery local, maryland, Knoxville police plan Capt. whilst gary Holliday said. The view were shown three months in the “america’s a large amount of wanted” true religion outlet onlinetv (hyperlinked) program, recently a last year. during the bumpy top-rated current market place regarding the Cumberland method reel, in which true religion outlet store (hyperlinked)three girl exclaimed that they had been lately bitten by- two men. A witness’s working description brought KPD policeman jesse Gerlach in Jones then an additional humanity, Jerome Locke, Holliday defined.true religion outlet (hyperlinked) true religion outlet online (webite that all those hyperlinks led to)
  • Posted on The Toddler Lexicon – an addendem to The Toddler Mandates – MOSCOW – A fire broke out Wednesday in a Moscow metro, injuring at least 30 people, the Emergency Situations Ministry’s local bureau said. air max 2013 shoes (random tumblr link, gmail address) air max 2013 shoes (random link)

6. The Dada Poems  

Initially in lessening the actual cooking to deliver mouth
watering food stuff. But then an every week purifying techniques can keep
the site exploring glowing in addition newbie for decades.

Internet marketing reasons minimizing gum pain found some of the As being Analyzed
On morning shows NuWave Stove television ads.

Occasion you nothing but got into their bride-to-be or sometimes groom’s being once you get started for their existence, attempt to recognition the method that you connected with and thus whether or not there’s something amusing that reaching.

Deals release gunk by trying a good solid dishes to the
afoul device or even just makes use of inappropriate ingredient.
One other stands out as the easy establishment of any temperatures rising
item of equipment you are getting. (foreign yahoo email address) proctor silex 31118Y 4 slice Toaster oven dimensions (link to a toaster oven website… Yes, toaster ovens)

  • Posted on Should’ve stayed in bed – Will it complications i when aren’t dishwasher cozy? Cooking areas provide heat more quickly compared to a bathroom owing to females cookers, toaster ovens as well as other grilling and cooking kitchen appliances however element of some hours, might be nippy, and not necessarily my hairy placed you are willing to have fun people breakfasts. Select vehicle using promptly marks in addition to lgt bends, by using a free cushioned the non-removable cushioned, without or with a good scenario ago, without or with the best slipcover, possibly a seat the fact that reclines. (random email) (toaster oven website name) then (toaster oven website link)

7. The regular-old-spam one

8. Let’s just call these Sexay-Time

  • Posted on Shit Happens – male male spanking pakistan vs australia live streaming free 3gp nude mom porn wesleyan college asn to bsn private sex auditions 2 bdsm druggedassault collection mpeg rapid video mature porcone pictures of kristen stewart in high school (foreign website link) english latin derivatives free granny dp spanking boys red lingerie very little girl rape free video indian elegant hairstyles pictures dion t male perfection i file porn download (super-porny link) a classic greek porn full movie, hot one black female superheroes free gay sex movie trailer
  • Posted on Hunh. – Fellas, subsequent time you buy the capsule, ask your partners if they have to
    have one particular. This could double up the sale with the anti-impotence medicine Cialis. A recent finding implies which the erectile dysfunction pill which has pepped up the sexual lifestyle of men is proving to be successful in the event of females suffering from a sexual disinterest. The study underlines which the drugs will work for women around it does in case of adult men otherwise much more. (there was no link on this one which leads me to believe it was just purely informational for all my readers with erectile dysfunction)

So… Yeah.

Totally random, totally weird, totally entertaining.

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Fashion
    Nov 20, 2014 @ 08:49:21

    Yes! Finally someone writes about Shoes.

    Reply

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